Listen/Download: The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain – I’m On A Boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah) 
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah) 
But stay on your motherfucking toes 
We running this, let’s go 

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat) 
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat) 
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) 
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat) 
I’m on a boat 
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) 

I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me 
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea 
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat 
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat 

Take a picture, trick (trick) 
I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch) 
We drinking Santana champ, 
Cause it’s so crisp (crisp) 
I got my swim trunks 
And my flippie-floppies 
I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s 
Straight flipping copies 

I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit 
The dolphin’s splashing, getting everybody all wet 
But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets 
I’m on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget 

I’m on a boat and 
It’s going fast and 
I got a nautical themed 
pashmina afghan 
I’m the king of the world 
On a boat like Leo 
If you’re on the shore, 
then you’re sure not me-oh 

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!! 

Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) 
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) 
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) 
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker 

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) 
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) 
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) 
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible 

Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat 
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah) 
Poseidon 
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) 

Never thought I’d see the day 
When a big boat coming my way 
Believe me when I say 
I fucked a mermaid 

I’m on a boat 
I’m on a boat 
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (woaah) 
I’m on a boat 
I’m on a boat 
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin’ boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Listen/Download: The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain – I’m On A Boat